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Crank (2006) - Shipwreck 2

Crank_1Hello folks!  I'm back.  My Ph.D. program started and it's been crazy already.  Sorry for the lack of posts this week ;-)

To make matters worse, my first post in a few days is about an awful movie.  Barely watchable, even with all the skin and wood Jason Statham gave us.

In Crank, Jason Statham is a hit man who kills a big shot kingpin.  The revenge he gets is pretty nasty, he gets injected with some drug that will kill him if his heartbeat falls below a certain rate, so he tries to keep the adrenaline up, running around, beating people up, drinking Red Bull, wreaking havoc...I hated it all.

I had noted in a previous post that Pedro played a tranny.

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The portrayal of the tranny was not so bad.  Jason's character had her as a trusted friend (she was a criminal, but so was everybody else in the movie).  However, Jason uses homophobic slurs all the time, he teases a few gangsters by calling them faggots, that sort of stuff.  Nasty.  Having a tranny friend does not give him the right to slur, right?

At least we got lots of wood from Jason.  At one point he gets a shot that is supposed to help him out with his hearbeat rate, and that shot ends up giving him wood.  Like this one:

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I had posted that picture before, and wondered whether that was an actual bulge...it turns out, it was a bulge.  We also got a little of his butt, but not nearly enough to keep you really interested in this piece of crap. 

Sep 09, 2006 at 02:08 AM in 2006, Bad Movies, Gay Content, Movies: C, Shipwreck 2, Trans Content |

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RIC

Exactly, Augusto!!! I'll say no more...

Posted by: RIC | Sep 14, 2006 at 06:35 AM

Queer Beacon

I agree DonPato...except perhaps that the "guy in white" may just be very sick patient...

Posted by: Queer Beacon | Sep 13, 2006 at 11:13 PM

DonPato

Nothing hotter than a guy in white and a opening in the back :)
DonPato
San Jose

Posted by: DonPato | Sep 13, 2006 at 11:00 PM

Marcus

Hi Guys!
After a great time in Rio (holidays here in Brazil) I'm back too!
I spent almost a week there and was so nice!
Augusto, all the best for your PhD!

PS - I'm so tired now... LOL

Posted by: Marcus | Sep 12, 2006 at 02:44 PM

RIC

«He who tells the truth deserves no punishment»...
Hello Augusto! Nice having you back! All the best for your PhD program! :-)

Posted by: RIC | Sep 09, 2006 at 06:43 AM

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