You probably saw this picture of Jake Gyllenhaal with his manservant on Towle the other day:
Now take a look at these two other pictures, from Jake's performance on Saturday Night Live:
Notice any similarity? Here's my theory. The manservant's real name is Frank. Jake and Frank were in bed one night and Frank asked Jake for a proof of his love, and Jake said: "okay, so, like, I will host Saturday Night Live on January 13, and, like, I will have one of my characters in one of the skits be named Frank, just like you, and the character will wear that green jacket that you love so much; oh, and, like, every smile on that skit will mean that I am thinking of you, and that I love you. I just hope one of them queer bloggers doesn't find out about our secret message..." And then they kissed...or something.
That manservant's name is Chris Fischer, Jakes pal from NY.
Posted by: Hey there | Jan 14, 2007 at 03:10 PM
LOL
Good one Augusto!
:-)
Posted by: marcus | Jan 14, 2007 at 03:08 PM