You probably saw this picture of Jake Gyllenhaal with his manservant on Towle the other day:
Now take a look at these two other pictures, from Jake's performance on Saturday Night Live:
Notice any similarity? Here's my theory. The manservant's real name is Frank. Jake and Frank were in bed one night and Frank asked Jake for a proof of his love, and Jake said: "okay, so, like, I will host Saturday Night Live on January 13, and, like, I will have one of my characters in one of the skits be named Frank, just like you, and the character will wear that green jacket that you love so much; oh, and, like, every smile on that skit will mean that I am thinking of you, and that I love you. I just hope one of them queer bloggers doesn't find out about our secret message..." And then they kissed...or something.
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